
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
(via serenadesofsmiles)
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
(Source: bolinss, via darlingheresthatsong)
do u ever just
omf wHAT
WHATTHEFUCK .-.
VICTOR WHY
Fuck sorry guys I told him not tO TELL ANYONW
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A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
(Source: bolinss, via darlingheresthatsong)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
This is an appropriate last post if the night.
Goodnight.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(via evans-on-earth)
But i’m alone and you don’t want me soooo i’m cool with not cuddling
(Source: passioninspiration)
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
(via eaurr)
@jacksgap has turned the Ikea trolly into a skateboard!
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